Future Predictions Admirer Pillows

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on . . .'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Robocop and Juliet.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Red hot little combo

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard