Future Paratrooper Mugs

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

The Hobby Store

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Boy pilot.

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

M-Day

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Wheelchair Basketball

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

More jets.

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

Swinging through the jungle.

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'We're going to parachute in adn do a surprise audit, but I want to keep the whole thing low key.'

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

Graduation Day at Drone School

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

Hopscotch landing zone.

Self Practice for Paratroopers

'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'