Future History Maker Gifts

'There are just two things separating me from the history books. . . opportunity and ability.'

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

"Google car."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagination

'Early Laptops.'

Save Mars

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Young Galileo Galilei.

The dead sea scrolls

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Romney refines his platform.

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

Climate Change Contingency House

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'I'm not going to argue with you about this Felix! Leonardo Da Vinci did not invent running!'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Tech High School - Startups

Preserved head and mobile phone.

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

I've traveled back through time to warn: The aliens are here. Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology … depending on the gullibility of you and me. 200,000 years of riding horses and buggies ... and suddenly we're 3-D printing tools and cars and trees? They're everywhere, just biding time to finish their big plan. They're in your phones, your watch, your cars, and they are nearly done. The brain

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."