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"When he grows up he wants to be a low-quality high-volume healthcare provider."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

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'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

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"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

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"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."