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"When he grows up he wants to be a low-quality high-volume healthcare provider."

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

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'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

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"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

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'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'