Future Gymnasts Pillows

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Exercising

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'So I said 'You must be frackin' joking!''

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Gymnast tangled up.

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Match Point