Future Goals T-Shirts

"When you grow up, son, you can whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, I have no interest in babies. I'm gonna finish high school, go to college and get a good job."

"Welcome to the future"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"One year closer to college!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Three more years of high school."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Crap from the future.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Win - win

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'