Future Goals Mugs

"When you grow up, son, you can whatever you want -- a doctor or a lawyer."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, I have no interest in babies. I'm gonna finish high school, go to college and get a good job."

"Welcome to the future"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Three more years of high school."

"One year closer to college!"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Crap from the future.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Win - win

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Totalitarian Humour

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.