Future Frank Lloyd Wrights Gifts

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Yearbook

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"When they said the NHS was 'from the cradle to the grave' I didn't think they meant we couldn't retire until we were 108..."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

worker sign: weeks to retirement changable 2078,

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

'We really don't want to say goodbye. So, as a retirement gift - we're upgrading you, so we don't have to!'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

A Born Politician

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.