Future Fantasy Fan T-Shirts

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Piracy on a boating lake

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...