Future Fantasy Fan Prints

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Lady of the bath...

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Paranormal A-Z...

Knight feeding his kids.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Mouse Princess

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"