Future Detective Prints

"Felicia, both your father and I feel you're too young to be mysterious."

"Just practicing for my teens."

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"Something tells me this won't be the last time you're picked out of a lineup."

A boy acting suspiciously

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Optician and the PI.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"Sorry about the disguise.But we've had to reduce our budget for the 'witness protection programme'."

"Dad, how do you become a TV reporter?"

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.