Young Detectives Prints

A boy acting suspiciously

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

'You're free to go. Another suspect matching the description of having big ears and a trunk has just been arrested for the circus stampede.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"You should never ask her age unless it's carbon dating."

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

rebooting computer

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

Crime and Identification

It appears that the victim was a nerd

Yes, inspector, it's another cold-blooded murder!

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'What would happen if we hired two private detectives to follow each other?'

"So unless one of you confesses, you'll all lose your privileges."

"I have been digging holes for over 20 years and this is my first dead body. I have to admit, I'm not sure what the exact protocol is here. Should we just put the dirt back and dig somewhere else?"