School Detective Prints

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

A boy acting suspiciously

$1: Family Secrets

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Newton's Law and Order.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

Manual Labor.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

"I've found Waldo. Now what?"

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

What's mom's deal? She thinks we lie to her. Careful with the work "we," my little peck. Girls never lie. That was a whopper!

"Anything?"

Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

Huffison never discovered the source of security leaks within his company.

'It was very careless of you, Johnson, to leave your fingerprints on this suggestion.'