School Detective Mugs

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

A boy acting suspiciously

$1: Family Secrets

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Newton's Law and Order.

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Manual Labor.

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

"Anything?"

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'

Huffison never discovered the source of security leaks within his company.

"It drives me crazy when people whine about discrepancies in school funding..."

'Bixby, you're diligent, punctual, hard-working, and dependable — What's your angle, anyway?'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"