School Sleuth Mugs

A boy acting suspiciously

$1: Family Secrets

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Well did he?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."