Future Crusader Pillows

"Temperatures are rising."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Caged Businessman

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Nervous Student

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

It's for you.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Omicron

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

The Glass Floor

'We lost funding.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'My problem is that I'm number one in my field and I have no place to go but down.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

No.1 best-selling book on college campuses - 'How to say 'send money' in 101 languages'.