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Life cycle of a rich and famous scientist

"Lesson number one about the birds and the bees. . . it doesn't take nine months to download a baby."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

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