Marine Biologist-to-be T-Shirts

'Of course I need to be cross-eyed! How else could I read the newspaper?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

Crab with a clown face.

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"They're so like us."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.