Fusion T-Shirts

'Hot enough for ya?'

"Beanirrito"

Snooker Golf.

Before/After

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Tzatzikicicle

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Blend Schools

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

A Kangermoo

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'I really don't think you've evolved enough for nuclear fusion... How about the wheel, instead?'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

Musical Mestizo.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

'Well, it's just like they say, Fred. When all you have is a laser-driven plasma cathode injector, everything looks like an inertial confinement fusion experiment.'

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

Youth Returns to Religion

RX baseball hat

I've never heard classical music played to a hip-hop beat. He likes to jiggle the Handel!

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"Sumo Hockey."

Pirate Yoga