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Dr. Clondell liked to combine his career as an acupuncturist with his dream of someday being a bullfighter.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Medical Arts Building

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Medical Student

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Dancing Doctor

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

Advertisements for 'Brother Marsh- faith healer and Deacon 'Speed' Alton- emergency room'.