Fusion Healer Mugs

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Alternative Medicine.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Traumatology.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Medical Arts Building

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Medical Student

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Dancing Doctor

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"Relax! He's in good hands!!"

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.