Furry Orator Gifts

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Dog yoga

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"Thanks for walking me home."

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

Descartes' dog.

'You're allowed up on the couch.'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Soap Box

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

"We are dropping your column. Many readers think you're just to extreme."

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."

Speaker

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

Big Speech

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"And let me be perfectly clear when I say teleprompters are a godsend!"