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'That seems like an awful lot of money for tying off a couple of cords...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bad dog."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Be kind"

Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Family with pets.

"He's already getting attached to you."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Babies vs. Dogs

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."