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'That seems like an awful lot of money for tying off a couple of cords...'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Bad dog."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Be kind"

Family with pets.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Dogs

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!