Furry Friend Comfort Connoisseur Gifts

Dog's Easy Chair has 4 different settings: 'Down Boy', 'Roll Over', 'Lay' and 'Sit'.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'Next!'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Cat and Dog Fights.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"This is the best news."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'