Furniture Tester Pillows

'Marge! This 'Help-you-up' chair needs adjusting!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Man's best friends."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Rust test in progress.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"She does this when she's tired."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

Product Testing Department

DIY.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"I can't find the instructions."

Super glue . . .

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Irritable dowel syndrome

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

Unfinished Furniture.

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

The cushions are very soft !