Furniture Fighter Mugs

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

Seat Belt

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Nick Offerman

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

Introverted Chair

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Futons/Futoffs

Bed Fellow