Furniture Fighter Pillows

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

Seat Belt

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Nick Offerman

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

IKEA Book

Introverted Chair

Futons/Futoffs