Furniture Fiend Mugs

'Table for two...'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Meowlzebub

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Futons/Futoffs

The Eclectic Chair

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Introverted Chair

Bed Fellow

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"It's fondue night!"