Furniture Fiend Prints

'Table for two...'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Meowlzebub

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

IKEA Book

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Futons/Futoffs