Furniture Rebel Mugs

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

I did it my way.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Surprise!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Rock and Roll

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Gallery Pranks

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Man burning his tie.

Pirates at the mall.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Punkins

Casual Thursday

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'