Fur Renegade Gifts

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Queen of Upcycling!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Ready for a run!

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Time's running out for Africa

Music Freak.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Problem solving centre.

Mary Quant.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Pay back time on the ranch'

Cluster Catastrophe

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

Grim liberty

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Dead cupid

'Human Rights? You want to talk about Human Rights?? What the heck are you - a bloody communist??!'

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

"It' an aftermath of the African campaign."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'