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Cat at the piano

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Textin’"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Twitter censorship

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

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'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

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Computer Music

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"We can't agree on a size."

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Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Adam with a selfie stick

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

A Blanksy

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

How to wear a false moustache.