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Erich Leinsdorf.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

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Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Lawrence of Suburbia

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

Anton Bruckner.

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

Vincenzo Bellini

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

Esa-Pekka Salonen

Baby driver

Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!

It's a model.

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'I don't normally like men with a mustache.'

"The Earthling seems to be waiting for us to do something with the gift he has given us."

'The Plumber formerly known as Vince.'