Young Maestro Supporter Pillows

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Baby Mozart.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Violin Practise

Computer Music

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Musical Prodigy

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Anton Bruckner.

Happy Thought.

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Something has happened to the canary."

Carols