Young Maestro Supporter Pillows

'Oh no! Weapons of musical destruction!'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Baby Mozart.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Grade 2 Cellist

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Violin Practise

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Computer Music

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Leonard Bernstein

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Happy Thought.

Anton Bruckner.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Musical Prodigy

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

Roberto Mancini

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'