Fur Maestro Prints

Cat at the piano

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Textin’"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Twitter censorship

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Computer Music

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"We can't agree on a size."

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Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

I stamped out smiley faces in your handwritten memos, and by George, I'll do the same with emoticons in your emails!

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Surgical intervention on Emoticons

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Adam with a selfie stick

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

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