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Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"Foster failure"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Babies vs. Dogs

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"And they say WE have a shedding problem!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm beginning to worry she might work out who is really in charge."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Don't take it personally, Max — to him, you're just a dog."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

"You've got to lay off the homework."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners