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"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

"Foster failure"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Catsuit

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"The meaning of life is cats."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Shy Man at Party

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

Fishbowl hat

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.

Catsulation

'Of course it's an endangered species. You don't expect me to wear cockroaches, do you?'

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"I'm not fat, I'm just big-furred."

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

'Our job is to look pretty and make sure everything is covered with our beautiful fur.'

'In case of emergency, is there anyone else we can notify besides your cat?'

Watch Your Coat.

"This year's all about fur on the inside."

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."