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"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

"Foster failure"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Kensington Fluffies

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

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'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Catsuit

It bag and no knickers!

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Cat and Dog Fights.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

'$200 for bladder stones? NOW I know what they meant by 'precious stones'!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

'We double-dog dare you.'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'Can we have a bit less exuberance?'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".