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"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Catsuit

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Best in Heat.

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"The meaning of life is cats."

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Fur'niture

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Prints in a Gallery.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"You idiot! I spent all morning covering that with hairs!"

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'