Fur Baby Spa Day Pillows

Shar-Pei sees wrinkle cream.

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Loofah Lady

Fur Baby

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Pampered?"

Pet Adoptions