Funnyman Pillows

'Frustrated? Try a Bigger Hammer!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Spring Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

The Mythical Unicorn.

"But wait, there's more."

'Hello... Hare Club for Men...'

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Our body parts

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'Forget the giant's treasure - we'll just sell the beans!'

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"