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'Frustrated? Try a Bigger Hammer!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cheeze Wiz.

Spring Training

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

"But wait, there's more."

The Mythical Unicorn.

"Yes, eating fish is good for your health, but eating your doctor would not be!"

Our body parts

"Full moons were a problem but it's gotten a lot calmer since we installed the doggy door."

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Unexpected item in the bagging area..."

'Turn me back into a lovely assistant right now Martin.'

'Hello... Hare Club for Men...'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

"Straw, sticks and bricks are in aisle seventeen. Wolf repellent is in aisle four."