Funny Voice Enthusiast Gifts

'I wonder which dopey voice he's going to use this time.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Speed Dating for Turtles

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Selling lemon latt�

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Do Not Resuscitate

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'