Funny Videos Pillows

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"This does not make us friends."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Danger Noodle tho bored

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Chippunks

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."