Funny Money Enthusiast Gifts

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"At least we're consistent ... "

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Out of control

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

The Decline of the Euro.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

In case of falling markets break glass.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

A few Halloween costume ideas.