Funny Mathematician T-Shirts

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

The geometry of everyday life

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

Math/After Math

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

Hexagon.

Alternative Accountants

Maths Department with sum on door sign.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

"For her birthday I bought my wife an abacus...