Funny Gift Fiend Gifts

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At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

Hissy-fits for sale.

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

Evil Pusskins #9

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'This milk smells funny.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

'She tried diet after diet - the, at last, we hit on something that works . . .'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

Cat Taking Cat Nip Drugs.

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -