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The mourners shrieked as Emily emerged groggily from the grave. Once again her corpse-like nap after a multi-day trip had been grossly misinterpreted.

He looks so natural lying there...

'He loved that dog.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'He's a conspiracy theorist - he refuses to believe that Great Aunt Mildred is really dead.'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Dead Man's Handel

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

"I know I agreed to hold a funeral for Wendy's goldfish...but did she have to ask Reverend Clark to officiate?"

A signaller directing pallbearers

"We need to talk about your driving. Some of your passengers have been complaining."

Undertaker's Flower Box.

"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"Well he was there a minute ago!"

Priest gives the last rites to an expired metre.

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

At the funeral of the amazing Voltar.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'I tend to bury stuff.'