Funny Flight Enthusiast Pillows

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The World Wide Web.

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

Boy pilot.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The First Kite

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

Homing pigeons in therapy.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

OOPS!

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Termites!'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

A drone laying an egg

'Stealth broom.'

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Student driver"