Funny Flight Enthusiast Pillows

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

Boy pilot.

Birds Following Witch.

The First Kite

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

OOPS!

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Termites!'

A drone laying an egg

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

'Stealth broom.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"Student driver"

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."