Funny Fitness Followers T-Shirts

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

Check out my six pack.

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Snowman with tree-trunk arms.

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

attorney at law

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Muscle Music.

'Nice! But I call that the 'incredibly impossible forward bend'!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Sports centre lift.

Aquarobics.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?